By Jill Rosen For The Baltimore Sun

Men of the world: I hope you’re sitting down: Someone’s invented a dog collar that doubles as a beer bottle opener.

Gives new meaning to ‘Here, boy,” huh?

Bark4Beer claims to be the worlds first purveyor of such a contraption. They’ve trademarked it, in fact.

The $14.95 collars, in case you’re concerned, come with matching leashes. (They missed an opportunity here in that the matching leashes don’t include a chip clip.)

The dignified folks behind this product write on their press release: “Essentially, we can turn your favorite four-legged friend into the ultimate party animal ensuring that there is no shortage of tail at your next party.”